I prefer Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala

The last two teams to do it were the 1984 and 1968 Tigers, but they both had the same player win MVP and Cy Young. The 1961 Yankees are the only team to have the best season record, win the World Series, and have different players win MVP and Cy Young.

2003 - this team somehow finished 4th of 12

The one thing still missing is young starting pitching. If Severino doesn’t pan out, the farm system is pretty barren.

If Donald Trump had bought Gawker what’s the first thing you would have done?

There’s a simple way to limit shifts: just bunt the ball the other way for a hit. It astounds me that players don’t just take the single, particularly when leading off an inning.

I’ll be back.

So do they advance to the final at the expense of two other runners, or are they just added to the field?

It’s incredible to think that from ‘05-’07, Curt Schilling may not have been the biggest shithead in his own clubhouse.

It seems like more of an issue that someone can just walk into the olympic village while wearing another person’s badge and not get stopped by security.

Listening to the media, you’d think it’s the Yankees who are having the worst season by a New York baseball team ever.

Twitter: Shitty people saying shitty things to call out other shitty people who said shitty things.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t get past the point of the article where you claimed in all seriousness that 2003 A-Rod was a roughly equivalent hitter to Brian Giles.

Yes, those pesky divers who are in the water for all of 10 seconds just can’t hold it in.

So no golds for Michael Phelps. Interesting...

Bad White Player - “He sucks”

Sleazebag Randy Levine knows that the buildup to 700 will boost ticket sales in a dormant September. They won’t release him for that reason alone.

Stay off Facebook unless it’s absolutely necessary and don’t read comment sections on news articles. You should be able to stay sane if you follow those two simple steps.