Holy crap. Michael Cohen is Waylon Smithers

I’m going on vacation for two weeks next month but haven’t decided where to go. Has to be in the US because I was dumb enough to let my passport expire. Any recommendations?

Neither Lee nor Oswalt were on the Phillies the year they won the World Series

The Mets are paying Bonilla twice as much as the yankees are paying aaron judge this season.

Only one of them has scored a goal for the country that won the last World Cup* and it damn sure wasn’t Messi.

As long as driving cars is still a thing, radio will be a thing.

I’d have the Cubs lose the 1908 world series just because I’m a sadistic asshole

Yankee fan here, can I change a League Championship Series outcome?