Except that dude is a woman named Hillary.

Trump is absolute proof that many Christians care more about being identified as such and far, far less about actually living out the principles the religion presents.

Asked for comment, Jesus Christ was quoted as saying, "Leave me out of this, fellas. I'm voting Democrat."

I'm guessing merkin.

I don’t mind if Clinton’s social policies are chameleonic and she’s on the “no new taxes” tip for now, as long as she winds up on some really left-wingy socialist ones before the presidency. I think she realizes that, to get elected, she needs to be a post-Reagan Democrat. That means being somewhere to the right of…

I will vote for either, but was leaning towards Sanders before. Tonight Hillary brought the Bern-cream and I am again undecided. I may actually be leaning towards Hillary at this point. Bernie’s cough concerns me, as a sidenote.

the Dems: I’m more agreeable and care more about people than the other candidate!

That lizard is a trademarked Mad Max Snack Food Product™.

This is why Clinton is leading among African Americans. She gets that the first time many African American kids get shoved into the Criminal Justice system is has more to do with school related offenses than drug related offenses.

YEAAAAAHH that's right! there are 3 women and 1 man on stage right now, no matter how you feel about Clinton or Bernie I do think that is a mighty nice picture

Hillary knows two things: 1, that she was going to lose the fuck out of New Hampshire. 2, that she is going to ruin Bernie’s whole entire shit going forward.