Dave Chappelle did a whole episode featuring this muthafucks predilictions and he is still walking around with Teflon draw(er)s on. I’m not famous but I always make sure to include “I saw the tape. That was a child. He pissed on her. He should not be breathing” in every conversation about R. Kelly for the past decade…

Thanks. He was my boy.

Actually as a female who was assulted once in high school and twice as an undergrad many, many moons ago, it kind of was. Because I was drinking and flirtatious on all occasions, it honestly didn’t even occur to me that what happened was criminal and that I could or should have reported it. In at least one of those…

I don’t think this girl understands the actual horror and trauma of rape. She says that she isn’t directly blaming the victim but then goes onto say that the victim isn’t a “real victim” of rape because her attacker wasn’t hiding in the bushes and jumped on her while walking to her car. This girl makes no coherent…

I mean, look, OK — I can imagine that it might be shocking and very upsetting if a close friend or family member of yours whom you always thought was a great person was accused of such a thing. You might have a hard time believing it at first, and be in some denial. I guess that’s almost unavoidably human; it’s hard…

Dear rape apologists:

It sounds like he is surrounded by a bunch of asshole enablers who have always told him he can do no wrong. So shocking that he ended up as a remorseless rapist.

The people around him sound like the affluenza kid’s parents. The way this girl talks is like the old timely rape laws that required a victim to demonstrate that she resisted (so an inebriated victim was never considered a real victim.)

Does she honestly think it makes a lick of difference to rape survivers if the person who assaulted them was “nice” to other people?!?

I believe the arrest and conviction was based on the testimony of the woman who was raped and the 2 men who caught him in the act. Just that.

What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

I skimmed over that part because it was making me ragey.

Oh, dear. You just know dolphins figure heavily in his personal decor.

I like you! The real deal is worth it.

If you’re willing to be Sans Spawn don’t be so quick to start a countdown. Mr.R and I got married 2 years ago when I was 49. First for me, second for him. We had been, well something more and less than “fb”s for about 5 years then fell in love. 5 years later we got married at my grandparent’s assisted living facility.…

Okay, I got three years here before Supernova becomes a barren, unlovable, wasteland of a human being according to the science man. Lets put this shit in fourth gear and slam my standards into the ground so I don’t have to deal with looks at Thanksgiving.