I’m glad someone on staff was willing to cite the Avengers Assemble moment. I was afraid I’d have to be that basic bitch.

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

Addiction is such a terrible demon to battle. Mental health issues, the same. To hell with the football games, I hope that Josh gets his life and his mental health straightened out soon. I feel for him.

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

nah

I like this dog and this bird.

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

Fact: Michael Johnson was the first Olympian I truly remember liking and being amazed at his otherworldly skill, in addition to me rooting for America. Glad to see he’s such a class act.

The ‘72 Dolphins could learn a ton from Michael Johnson.

Hot Take (for real tho): This is the most impressive record set at the Olympics

Technically she couldn’t masturbate him, he has to. JO or HJ is what you’re title should indicate.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

Well that clears up the Controversy.

I would put in the same tier as like... Bernie Williams/Johnny Damon. Borderline Hall Of Very Good.