Be more like Spinal Tap. Make your list go to 11.

Yeah, I remember a lot of nasty accidents just in the 90s in F1.

Unfortunately, I’m old enough that it’s not…

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

the Toyota and Ford hit those branches first

Wait, is that part NB Miata? I’m confused!

Andy Dwyer is the world’s number 1 Colts fan and everyone knows that. He also makes the best mac and cheese.

I would like to drive 1 F3 car, much less 3 F1 cars.

This kind of thing is why Jalopnik and its sub-blogs are so damn good :’)

If you get out of your race car on an active race track an walk INTO THE PATH of another race car with the intentions of starting a fight with the driver and you get hurt, it is YOUR fault and YOUR fault alone. YOU have no idea what stewart saw because you aren’t him. YOU have no idea how difficult a car like that can…

If I could not locate my aforementioned Sunbird Convertible, I also crave this. Just awesome!

God help me, a Cosworth Vega. I can’t explain it.

Ive always wanted to own a Chevy HHR SS panel wagon with the factory tune that puts it at 300hp.

I can’t believe they still haven’t announced a Hellcat Ram 1500!