@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Thank you.

@cosmictuesday: Ha!

@cosmictuesday: You're not alone. I have copyranter listed as my current crush on my Yelp profile.

I can't help but think of this. But at least it's just a cigar...?

@Dancingfrog: Seriously. This almost makes me want to go to church.

The story on The Smoking Gun says that these shitheads "told the victim that they would no longer pick on him if he agreed to the inking."

@kshortie16: I think you have a lot of company on this particular stance. I'm thinking the victim should be able to choose tattoos for each of them. On their foreheads.

I have so many, but I think this one takes the cake:

No, no....softball is for SHITASS lesbians.

@Hannah: Same here. This sounds more like my high school into college wardrobe transition.

@ytuhermanotambien: Try it with no audio. Hilarious.

Ugh, my hipster neighbors named their beautiful baby girl Manson.

Pneumatic? Blow-up dolls make terrible servers.

@PennyFarthing: I went to a taping of Ellen's show, and they danced the audience to complete exhaustion. I sat next to a woman in her 70s who kept complaining about how "fucking ridiculous" it all was. She and I are still facebook friends.

@julia.s.spencer: The moral merits of A Clockwork Orange aside, high school English is about more than object lessons. Books are a way of exploring and experiencing things one wouldn't come into contact with otherwise, and a good high school English teacher is a guide through all of these other worlds. These books…

@eyllom: I think it's just one ball.

While I am always happy to see female writers gaining headway, the fact that so much of the discussion revolves around her looks depresses me. As a struggling (and that's being generous) writer in L.A., I can't tell you how many people in the film and television industry have told me that my writing would get a lot…

This isn't all that uncommon. Big directors do commercials all the time because they mean big paychecks.

Why is everyone anti-romper?

I will still listen to Coin-Operated Boy on repeat.