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Sean Spicer - The Ice Cream Headache of the Future

"Make it just like Obama's cake, but don't make it chocolate. I'm assuming his cake was chocolate. Make it an orange cake."

Despite the diversity of the entertainment acts, they all share one thing in common:

"Elia Martell!….I killed her children…Then I raped her!….Then I threw her washing machine, LIKE THIS!!!"

If Martin Luther King Jr. were alive today, Rob. I think he would say your movie sucks.

I hear that she and her band have sold their turntables and bought guitars.

That cover of "I'm Waiting for the Man" he's planning is gonna trigger some serious PTSD.

"Night Thoughts", the latest Suede record, is pretty damn great.

"You're not wearing the costume."

Erlich looks like a ginger Wayne Coyne in the suit & scarf.

Well, it appears that Michael Stipe's notoriously hypersensitive areolas completely tipped the scales in Georgia.

It's been that kind of year.

Just like coffee, he sucks without Cream.

That was the first one that came to mind when I saw this headline. If only for the fact that I caught them live 6 times from '92-'95 & they closed their set with that one every time.

"Edgyish"

A conservative mad scientist's laboratory monster. Lee Atwater's eyes, Joe McCarthy's face, Witchiepoo's nose, & Ned Flanders's voice.

It's on par with trying to make out stray images of tits or vaj from a scrambled PPV signal.

With the releases of Ride Along 2 & Fifty Shades of Black this year, I now have hope in my heart that this trend of actors & filmmakers of color being snubbed during awards season will finally have it's long overdue reversal.

So Jamie turns the mic over to another ham…