Roost, chickens. ROOST.

Look, I’m liberal up to a point but you are really overstepping here. The Cardassians gave out soup at their Bajoran labor camps! They'd never do this. And most of them are good people don’t judge them by their military dictatorships Don’t throw the good people of Cardassia Prime in with the likes of Trump (or more…

Ima appease the wee VonQueso in me by ordering a Christmas eve pizza in a bit.

Literally throwing away good food in a way that intentionally shames children is completely unreasonable.

Will absofuckinglutely read this. A bit bummed she went with a male protagonist though...

I’ll bring it alright.

I just hate this movie and all its bullshit. Yeah I said it. Bring it.

“Please describe the accident.” “Trump Bump.”

During a JOB INTERVIEW.

It’s from poverbs.

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

Anybody notice “Odin” looks a lot like:

He wouldn’t destroy her. He’d set her up to destroy herself.

He’s no cunt... he lacks depth and warmth.

Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

Welcome back kids! I hope you had a great summer. How was camp? Did you get your braces off? Did you do the required pre-reading? No, well it’s time to do the reading. Alright, let’s get back into the swing of things.

Why would she even seek out the Pope’s approval? She’s not Catholic. That’s like me seeking out approval from a Mormon leader despite being raised Catholic.