Hmm, lifelong Minnesotan here, and I have to say that, at least for me, pretty much anything below -5/10 feels about the same. I know that your skin will freeze faster the colder it is, but in my extensive experience, as soon as it's below about -5 or -10, it all feels the same level of "Holy Fuck, It's Cold."

The coldest, saddest puppy in Illinois

The metric system America, it's useful and sensible and the rest of the planet uses it. Just a suggestion.

I think no poll or study ever should ask people to look at and rate other peoples body parts. Like, ever.

They all look like Georgia O'Keeffe's flowers.

but remember that old high school thing, that the more people talk about sex, the less they're actually having it.... food for thought

And there's still no science writer for Jezebel.

Awww, poor thing. I'm worried about her getting depressed but at least it will only be five weeks. I'm glad your story ended well and I'm sure mine will too. Cats are pretty resilient from what I'm told.

True story: he and his wife tried to "save" a bunch of us who were doing yoga at the UW sports center when the church was still baby-ish (so...2005-ish). They couldn't come inside, but we were pretty easy to spot, what with the yoga mats and all.

Him.

The douche is strong with this one.

Charlotte Laws, you are a BAMF.

To the people who argued nonsense at me the last time I said this, I'm going to say this again: I think Anonymous are heroes.

Ugh. Can we all just stop using chemical names as scare words? Seriously, things like ketones aren't even fucking chemicals per se: they're just the names of functional groups found in many organic compounds, including things YOUR GODDAMN BODY MAKES.

Atlantis.

I misunderstood the assignment.

Good, good... the public grows weary of all these little, naked pop stars and redirects its attention to the entertainer we OUGHT to be seeing everywhere:

I'm an Athiest as well and whenever someone says "Merry Christmas" I say "thanks, you too" because I'm not a dick. I mean come on.

I... just...