That was unnecessary and kind of mean.

In the red corner, weighing in at $250 million, the Stormin’ Mormon, the Massachusetts Flipper, The Corporation’s Champion, The Vulture Capitalist MITT ROMNEY!

*sits back and waits for mitten to explain what Trump’s policies actually are?*

No, we can’t. Texas has loads of good people in it, people who are as outraged as you are about this. There are African-Americans, Hispanics, Asians. Hell, there are something like 84 languages spoken in Harris County alone (Houston). There are blue counties from El Paso all down the valley, Travis County, Dallas…

UGHHHHH DO NOT CALL A RAPIST “A STAR” AND CALL A RAPE VICTIM “PREPPY” IN THE OPENING OF YOUR ARTICLE ABOUT A RAPE.

LOOK AT THOSE EYELASHES THOUGH

Really need to reread this—I remember it blowing my mind when I was about ten years old. So friggen great.

I just watched the videos on Instagram. Do they actually not know what the stuff is? Can they read? Are they joking? WTF indeed

“I love the old days.” That’s what it’s all about. The old days, when you could just put non-white people in their place and they had to take it. That’s what they miss. They want to be able to continue the crushing oppression of yesteryear.

I snuck into the phone room at noon to watch this video. When I saw it was over 7mins, I knew she was going to snatch me. Work is just over 3mins.

you’re exhausting, Yeezy. That doesn’t mean that I don’t have a little love for you in my heart, but damn you’re like my little brother who is having a terrible time adjusting to art school and making everyone suffer for it.

I thought the song came across as “Oh you’re going around telling everyone about how I’m still hung up on you because you’re the greatest, but I’m not so fuck off.” There’s nothing saying pay attention to me in that song.

What do you mean?

More importantly, get him back on New Girl!

you know what else is an irreversible decision??? HAVING A BABY

Oh god, I had to read this about 4 times before I realized that the IRS agent was making the dispensary owner pay off the IRS agent’s student loans. I was reading it that the IRS agent made the dispensary owner pay off his own student loans, and I could not, for the life of me, figure out why he would care.

I love my negro nose with Jackson Five Nostrils.

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

This is just like the Kathryn Knott incident a year ago where 12-14 people beat up a gay couple in Philly. I swear to god I don't know what's happening. I know there's always been this racial animus but things seem worse than ever. You have assholes like Trump saying black people, Latinos, Muslims, (basically anyone…

Calm down there, Satan.