It is beautiful, but it can never match the awesomeness of the Dueling Unicorn cake at BlogHer'11 Sparklecorn Party

This has always been my favorite version of a unicorn farting a rainbow, mainly because the unicorn looks SO DISTRESSED. I can't help laughing. It's like it's thinking "THIS IS NOT GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN!"

I first read this as "5 year old" and I was like "um...."

Yes, that actually happened on Supernatural. It...made sense in context.

This woman makes really impressive cakes.

this is my first ever jez reply

Yep, graduated in Louisiana, we had to wear white NOT CREAM dresses with white NOT CREAM shoes WITH HEELS, boys in suits. I wore it that one day, my then sister wore it to their graduation, you're reminding me to burn it next time I'm home.

Oh my god, you're right. And you never see them in the same place at the same time, do you? Clark Kent-Superman : Corey Feldman-Skrillex

Oh Corey, bubbeleh....

My boyfriend pointed out that Corey Feldman and Skrillex look almost identical, and now I can't unsee the resemblance.

Jesus, just admit you're avoiding gluten as a diet regime. If Emmy Rossum had a real problem with gluten, she wouldn't smash her face into a bagel, I promise.

Except he didn't do anything with it. Him writing it down was a "see, I COULD do something, but I won't." Believe me, I understand. I have definitely memorized truly awful customers' names and looked them up on the internet afterwards.

I instantly disbelieved her too, because I am an addict/alcoholic, and although I never used that excuse for missing work, the stakes were never that high for me (having a show on OWN) and I'm sure that if they had been, I would have. If it were me, and I'd relapsed, and the stakes were that high, rather than admit I…

Of course she is. Because women should just spend the whole of their pregnancies not engaging in any exercise, and magically spring back into pre-pregnancy shape 24-36 hours after giving birth. It's all about what other people think is best for you!

He strikes me as being a very careful predator who would be unlikely to leave this sort of evidence. I'm guessing someone is posing as him.

I have no life and a memory for dumb shit and seem to recall her not wanting to give up her Adderall in court ordered rehab. That was a problem for the legit rehabs—-some spa took her. After all these years her dose must be insane.

I know contracts are a thing and all that, but I just wish that when she blows off a commitment they could turn around and say "fine, we'll go ahead without her. No cover, no interview, no fee." Because I feel like she'd start waking up to her responsibility if there was a consequence or two, but it seems like there…

For a second I thought you meant "who cares about flatbread pizza" and my heart kind of broke.