Depends on where you land. North-central parts of Pennsylvania played host to a HUGE Italian immigrant population. I have no reserve in saying there are a number of pizza joints in the Scranton-Wilkesbarre area that will give any NYC pizzaria a run for their money.

If pot weren't a thing this may be true. The ugly reality is more like we all got stoned and one guy was less stoned than the rest of us so he could talk to the guy without having a panic attack. When the pie came we all leaped at it like starving African Lions on the Serengeti and didn't look up from our binge until…

Aaaaaand queue the backpedaling.

You'll also be old enough one day to know there's no such thing as the high ground. Anyone unwilling to get their hands dirty, by nature, cannot defend a noble cause. The ones riding the "high horse" are the biggest cowards of all.

One day you wll be old enough to understand that it never goes away. Because there's a perpetually refreshed crop of stupid young teenagers who don't care how they spend mommy and daddy's money and any marketer with an ape's tier intelligence knows this.

Eh, false dichotomy. By their nature, summer blockbusters cannot really be in depth character pieces that explore unique and controversial points of view. But that doesn't mean they have to be a movie-by-numbers either. And it's really sad that this has to be explained to you, but sales figures say NOTHING about…

BACK IN YOUR CAGE! BACK!

The early 90's were a wonderful time. Exotic and unique, if bat shit retarded and too brightly colored. We were lucky to live through them.

I'm 32, and Ninja turtles was just at my time. Go get a pair of thick rimmed glasses and grow a teenage beard milleneal. My generation can actually be elected president, and we're pretty fucked up.

Yes, and possessing a guitar makes you a musician just like having a lab coat makes you a scientist. One simple google search later and: Turtles are classified as amniotes, along with other reptiles (including birds) and mammals. Like other amniotes, turtles breathe air and do not lay eggs underwater, although many…