Trudeau: Obviously we have universal healthcare so people don’t die because they are poor.

“That’s very good, Mr. Ryan. But Prime Minister Trudeau, if you could look less like a hostage?”

“Handsome man decides he is out of the woods; releases anemic twin from burden of living in attic as spare organ vessel.”

“Trudeau waits for Speaker Paul Ryan to provide assurance that the President is not suffering from unrevealed late-stage dementia.”

I don’t think I can top this tweet

“His hands really are that small!”

I was just explaining the concept of universal health care.

And his classism jars against modern sensibilities, too! Well, we can take delight in his coat getting ruined then, can’t we? :)

This is a crazy ass racist story. And the narrator is a turd himself.

Late to the game, but I have a great vomit story. I was pregnant some 25 years ago and on a flight from Frankfurt to NYC. I developed motion sickness and needed to vomit, but the lavatories were being blocked by a couple of women smoking their heads off. Back then, the lavatory doors had ashtrays on the outside of…