I, at age 3, was devastated when I was told that I could not get my hair done like that and never would.

“... every fucking woman in Hollywood has some unspoken story about that dick...”

I lived across the country and “heard” about him. His skeeviness isn’t a secret.

Bless my soul have I got a story!

No problem! It’s a confusing system at first.

My roommate just took an “affordable” trip to Ireland/Holland (let’s be honest, she charged a few grand for it), and she’s a nanny, so she basically lost a whole month’s pay. Now she’s complaining because she can’t afford groceries for the rest of the month. She didn’t even want to buy eggs. It’s so fucking annoying.

Real talk: might it not be worth it for the opportunity to shapeshift into a komodo dragon?

“Affordable” is such a relative term, I hate when people throw it around.

after a one-week sabbatical from westeros, i have returned with my many thoughts:

ALL THE CRUSHES ON GINA TORRES.

I'm sorry but I call shenanigans on this.

My wedding florist was local & independent & the absolute bomb. My flowers are literally the only thing (besides the groom) I wouldn't change about my wedding. I wish you lots of low key brides who grasp the concept of nature this year!

As a completely rational and low key bride, I hate that you have to deal with customers like that....but I still probably won't be able to afford your services.

*insert applause gif*