This is so baffling to me. I watch and I watch and it just doesn't make any sense. i thought for a minute that maybe his stick or glove got caught on the ref as he skated by and it just looked like he checked him. IS THIS REAL LIFE?

I'm a pens fan, and it STILL looked like he saw the stripes AND it appears the ref blew his whistle right as he was coming in.

That's gotta be from a pixar movie.

+1 for the jim neidhart reference, but it looks more like she ATE joanna angel.

Do you think every Apple fanboy out there got an instant hard on by the 4th word of your title that dissipated on the last?

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For the record I was told I was less of a man for sitting and wiping. Why do all men have such a goddamn phobia about sitting on the toilet? Its the most quality ME time I usually get during the day.

You..... you..... you're good, you.

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down? Had a huge debate with guys falling on both sides. Tell these morons that there's no way you can clean that area properly without the toilet seat leverage you get by staying seated.

Ditto. Much more valuable info than the article!

I tried. He swatted me and said NONONO.

Not funny, per the usual.

Forget my loved ones, I hope YOU are saving up some actually funny material.

don't forget the chapstick asshat.

You get sucked off too, but you're actually funny.

Yea I actually commented on another post about how RMJ, Raycism and a few others aren't funny at all and just get sucked off by DS cuz there regs. I mean if you throw a thousand darts at a dartboard blindfolded, you're bound to hit the bullseye once.

No you're completely right. They lap up him and about two or three other commenters who obviously just sit on deadspin all day waiting to come up with puns. And then everyone on deadspin +1's them and sucks them off. So it's like every other message board.