I’m going to be sending “Everything That’s Wrong of Raccoons” to pretty much everyone I know. Simply brilliant. And, dare I say, may not even be as good as “Everything What’s Wrong Of Possums: It’s All Of Them” (http://the-toast.net/2016/05/12/everything-whats-wrong-of-possums-its-all-of-them/).

I can’t stop singing this. Thank you very much.