We all know that he wouldn’t be saying any of this if Iggy was still cranking out dem hits. Now he’s for the Culture? Pssh!

You can’t actually see the hand shake. And Mayfield does seem to wiggle his hands a bit at the end. It could easily be a hand slap rather than an actual shake.

What’s the over-under that it’s concluded to be “unrelated”? And then some drug-related charges are brought up against the deceased?

Ever since its introduction to Formula One, the Virtual Safety Car has been one of the more frustrating regulations due to the fact that it can often alter the outcome of a race by being deployed at its most critical juncture. But it doesn’t always have to be that way—and now there’s a video explaining how.

I figure it’s akin to being involved in an MLM. Yes, it’s a ton of work to “start your own business,” but it doesn’t change the fact that you are spinning your wheels, wasting extraordinary amounts of time and money for nothing.  MAYBE you can get enough followers to make a go of it, but you probably won’t.  It’s all…

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.

My friend went on an Instagram crusade against all the influencers who were influencing by stepping all over/lying on/crushing California poppies. Then she expanded it to other people doing harmful things on public lands. (And made friends with @publiclandshateyou!) So no, their harm isn’t just contained to being rich…

Same here. They all tend to float along a spectrum of varying ratios between sweetness, sour, and bitterness. My general rule is that the sweet variants are ideal as a condiment while the sour and bitter variations are best for cooking.

I have an incredibly hard time imagining that someone who is good enough to start for the Oranje and was born and raised in the Netherlands would instead choose the clownshow that is the USMNT.

Come on now, that’s a MAJOR step up from David Tracy.  

Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

Dear readers:

The threat of playing the Dolphins every Sunday is the only way Philip Rivers can get his kids to church.

Works at T-Mobile, drives a 12-year-old BMW, and is known by all of the 17-to-22-year-old women in Fort Lauderdale as a person to avoid.

The thing that white people just don’t understand: Yes, jokes, memes, likes, and other shit you post on social media absolutely do inform what type of person you are. It is one thing to chuckle at an un-PC joke; it’s quite another when you’re just making the same joke over and over. Because at what point does it stop…

Is anyone else expecting a pardon from Mount Bullshit (aka: Cheato) and her to be nominated DHS something or other?

“I’m not racist, I just say and do racist things. But that’s not my true intent. If you could only look past all of my words and actions and examine the real me, you would understand.” -A racist

She is only sorry and tearful because she’s going to jail. That’s it. She’s not repentant that she shot a man in his own damned apartment while hopped up on something other then racism, she’s sorry because she likely thought she would have a few weeks off with pay and get to come back and do her same old shit.

Ravens later tweet
“Odell Beckham Jr. says he deeply regrets the role that he played the day of the incident.”

It’s like this in the marketing department at work.