“I’m more afraid of racist Zionists who support Apartheid Israel than of the mentally ill young people the #FBI recruits to join ISIS.”

Why, those two black people are some of his best friends, I tell ya’!

Should be your Moab vehicle.

“Under the hood is a 3.9-liter V8 that apparently doesn’t work.”

“It erodes the trust in the institution, and the institution is built on trust.”

I am VERY committed to this idea.

True. And you're still allowed internet access.

That’s an upgrade.

Gary Busey.

And you've yet to be committed.

That doesn’t make it right.

And then... there was the other game.

Proroguing Parliament is normal for a new administration, but Prime Minister Boris Johnson is quite clearly using it as a tactic to run out the clock on leaving the EU and force a no-deal Brexit.

That game last night is the reason we watch football.

fuck you, nerd

It’s a truly galaxy-brained strategy to kick off your earnest tanking by trading a second-round draft pick for someone else’s first round bust.

yeah, no.

How do you reconcile the fact that the state you’re so gung-ho to protect are fucking war criminals? 

My face after watching this goofy, sub-Red Dawn bullshit

“we failed to resolve [the incident] in a way that made either side feel supported,”