Little did the daughter know that the parents have already answered the question what to do in case of emergency with the reasoning they can just have another.
Hey, hey! The captain of the Titanic went down with the ship. Didn’t you see the movie?
They can always make more children, right? At least if they don’t have a bison horn through their abdomen.
I’d put it more into a Thriller category.
It’s not scary at all and that’s my biggest problem with IT, it’s basically a kid’s movie. I’m on your niece’s side rn, I almost don’t care about Chapter II.
LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said.
Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.
At one of the early F1 USGPs in Indy (2000-2003ish) they ran historic GP cars. My buddy and I were drooling over a classic Embassy-Hill car from the 70s while a mechanic was waxing it. We started talking with him and after a while he asked if we wanted to help. We jumped at the chance and were soon behind the ropes. Be…
OH oh! Maybe Audi can sue next?
In San Luis Obispo? I went there once and the black population tripled.
May a black family buy your house while you're in prison.
I also don’t see “cowboy monkey rodeo” which is a very real thing at minor league games. If they were throwing firecrackers, it would be everything 8-year old me could want.
CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”
I watched this yesterday and I am still infuriated that they are just sitting in boxes. At least some are going to the Smithsonian, but they should be available for people to appreciate.
I was going to say exactly this. I’ve been following the updates which for the last week have been “Alligator Bob is still looking for the alligator.” Then this morning the first thing I read is “They got a real gator guy from Florida and he got the gator”. One wonders if Robb is now fucking Bob’s girlfriend as well.
Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.
Ironically Red Bull also has the record for the longest pit stop in the modern era:
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Inside sources say this will be the new company logo: