One would be good enough to get you going at low speed to a gas station or something.

I might have to order this, I tried the chemical guys wax after seeing a bunch of good reviews for it and it is garbage. Only Mother’s or Meguiars from now on, unless the Liquid Glass guy ever gets out of prison.

I might have to order this, I tried the chemical guys wax after seeing a bunch of good reviews for it and it is…

Do Mercedes no longer have spares?

I was going to say that the right fielder slipped on a dead baby.

You can’t argue with those facts.

There is nothing more dangerous than a black woman made up and ready to go out. Wait, not dangerous what is the word I’m looking for that you can’t substitute when talking about guns? Sexy! it’s sexy.

I have the Sattva firm, it’s about 8 years old now and still good.

My Saatva mattress is still good, it was the firmest one I could find. But when I need a new one I’ll check out Ikea. They are still owned by Nazi’s right?

Man, tell me about it and none of them make a mattress firm enough to not destroy my back.

News Flash: Wendy’s is better than Chick-fil-a as well.

You’re why should I bother? But if you are asking me that, why are you commenting here?

It’s just beige. It’s the beige of shoes, and it’s beige.

Always on point.

I have never enjoyed a Tarantino movie . I’m shocked that anyone has they are just b-movies with bigger budgets that take themselves too seriously. There is no art, no cunning, no fun and certainly nothing new in any of them. Mind you the last one I watched was Kill Bill but that was bad enough that I haven’t even…

There is no ‘right’ city to be black in, in Michigan.

‘One thing I’d never realized about the Hummer H2 is that it comes from the factory with, essentially, a giant battering ram on its face.’

Various sports associations continue to make sports not fun. Honestly why does anyone even try anymore and why does anyone even watch?

‘Country music is a hate crime.’

I say ‘dorta’

I’m dead inside.