I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Chris Cote?

Is he in some sort of weird abandoned school bus?

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

I thought you got plague from marmots?

Traditions in Highland IN has a terrific pork tenderloin sandwich.

If anyone ever complains of a referee or cornerman ending a fight too early.....................

No, she said she’s over it.

‘Manifesto-writing motherfuckers hate the Jews.’

Orbitals? You should really do it by hand.

Dude that fucked his daughter doesn’t really want to go there, does he?

Was ‘It’ scary? I took my niece to see it, she was 13 and loves horror, and she laughed through it and I didn’t think it was scary either. I asked her if she wanted to see the next one and she just texted me back ‘pass’. Aside from some jump cuts and other minor scares it really seemed more comedic to me?

Fucking Jeep people.

I was just about to chime in with exactly that. Minus the fire crackers. 8 year old you is history’s greatest monster.

Come on, white people know all about inclusion. They ‘included’ a whole bunch of Africans into America a while back. Bam.

Buttered kippers for breakfast is delightful.

It’s okay everyone got punched in high school for something.

And you should go fuck yourself.

Velcro shoes are a thing again? I remember when I learned suddenly and violently in high school that they were lame.

I should of guessed he wasn’t smart enough to be that devious.