What even is going on. Torchinsky you owe me, I read that.

People that get angry about sports need something in their life.

Well, since their new music is flopping they have to do something to stay relevant I suppose?

Yup, you’re THAT guy.

When I was over there they called it ‘tits and tops’.

Does America need soccer? Do we really need ANOTHER sport where violently opposed fans try to put each other in the hospital? Do we need ANOTHER sport where we can endlessly debate reply/rules snafus? Do we need another sport to gouge fans at stadiums and force taxpayers to pay for hundreds of millions to build…

Oh good, I can calibrate my TV’s color settings using Jon Gruden’s face!

‘something of a mystery how this particular crane was blown over backwards in 80-mph gusts Sunday afternoon.’

Not only that but the winner will have be stripped of his win for doping.

Seeing Stedman naked.

How dare people have relevant questions for their ‘elected’ officials! The unmitigated gall!

That was a god speech, Congress still does not care.

If Draymond Green somehow becomes the hero of this series I’m setting myself on fire.

Cousins has actually looked pretty good for his injury/how much time he’s missed.

Art doesn’t need to follow YOUR rules or earn YOUR merit. Art just IS.

I can still get a Bahn Mi to go, right?

We all need to realize that political parties are about concentrating power and money in the hands of specific party members and the fact that they fight your battles is only in response to the fact that they need to keep power. Full stop. No party is good or bad and democrats are no better than republicans. Democrats…

Cajun.

Kawhi is a national treasure.

I went to Golden Corral once. It was awful. That awfulness had nothing to do with how any of the patrons were dressed.