Southerners should be hunted for sport.

It’s the intelligence that makes the so delicious.

A lot of times the cement dividers aren’t enough. Roughly 60% of my drive to and from work are on 80/94 and I’d say twice a week there are trucks that have either hit the barrier between East and West or drifted off the shoulder and scraped up against it. Usually this occurs at or near any of the ‘Trucks and vehicles…

If I had $300,000.00 I would but a couple of Jaguars. Or spend half expanding my garage so that I could fit three Jaguars. I’ve owned Porsches, they are nothing special.

The Brazilian Grand Prix not at Interlagos? God (Ayrton Senna) will be angry and may he smite Jair Bolsonaro.

I have a question, but in typing it I could not find a way to ask it without sounding racist.

You know, I have always just used the bisquick pancake/waffle mix, followed the instructions and got super fluffy pancakes, I didn’t realize this was a problem!?

Don’t they eat whales in Iceland? 

My sunglasses are prescription (The eye doctor said I’m medically too cool to NOT wear them) so I just wear them all the time. Losers.

No way, women love it when the men they are with out man some other random man. 

‘“Just some car guys having fun,” said one of the drivers.’

She just needs the love of a good black man.

Well, that escalated.

I work in IT and this is all so true. Being a dude and white people are ready to hire me as soon as I walk in. When I was an IT Manager I always hired people based on skill and it really rankled a lot of my bosses when I interviewed women and people of color or especially women of color.

You said Popeye’s now I have to have it for dinner!

I didn’t realize Barr was black, I’m offended now too!

I can’t do anything without being a dick. 

If nobody took a bite out of it, I’m cool. There is too much food waste anyway.

Jon Snow is the worst. Just re-watch the episode and pay close attention to how long it takes him to draw his sword. In the middle of the battle. For fucks sake. The dude is clueless tactically and has no cognizance about what is even going on around him. That’s why Sansa had to save his bacon at the Battle of the…

Who cares? I’ve been to Milwaukee, the pink foam can’t make it any worse.