Baseball is so stupid.

Is Stan Van Gundy right? The Warriors won’t win it all this year................?

Man do I love a good tenderloin sandwich. Indiana ones are the best, probably one of the best things about this ridiculous state.

As a person of Croatian ancestry I am very offended. Offended by Torchinsky’s hair. Also that Yugo looks dirty, clean that thing up.

I have a garage and I’m going to mount a TV in there too. It’s not my fault that I’m not some rental property dirtbag.

It might be worth buying just to pour gasoline all over it, light it and watch it burn.

Now you’re just being childish Jimmy, do you think Chapman has the time to go out and find your car and chalk it!?

Mental health issues count as sick. 

If you would just pay all those parking tickets on the Firebird you wouldn’t have to do all those favors for Beth.

She can’t win, she’s not white, male and ‘christian’ enough, shit even Beto O’Rourke couldn’t beat Ted Cruze and that should have been easy, when are you going to learn that Texas does not want immigrant, women, non-white politicians no matter how qualified they are?

Until this ruling, I didn’t know this was a thing. As cleans as I keep my cars anyone that chalked my tires would have gotten punched in the xiphoid process.

Fireplace...........oh my god, my new fireplace is as thin as an LED TV and is wall mountable, why haven’t I mounted it on an arm yet like my TV’s!!??

Mounting TV’s is fun and easy, if every TV that I own isn’t on a telescoping, rotating arm it’s dead to me.

I have never encountered a self-checkout in the wild that is in working order. They are either closed already or have multiple employees and an exasperated consumer huddled around them trying to coax them to work.

‘saying she even won the congressional district that elected Michele Bachmann.’

It’s not like graduates would have their debt paid with ‘other peoples money’ they will be out in the workforce paying taxes that will partially be used to pay those debts. 

Does it really matter since the McFlurry machines are never working?

I like this. I hate buying new bottles of soda for my scotch, it’s so wasteful. I can just refill and go!

Green Shirt: John Gabrus has lost a shit-ton of weight!

I’ve had plenty of exciting driving adventures with a car that does not break down.