I was looking at these diagrams and if I had breasts, I’m not sure which method I would use? Womens undergarments and accessories are so complicated.

Now they are good again! Fuck them.

‘His Exalted Malignancy Magary I’

Luntz is a writhing grub that only ever accidentally squirms out from under the log that his home when someone moves it to shine light on his despicable and borderline ‘legal’ work.

I have often said that I will never own more cars than I can regularly drive. I’ve had six at time and at six each one was driver at least every other month. I think four is my sweet number (I’m at 3 right now) and I will NEVER own a trailer queen.

*insert women driver joke here* I don’t see how companies can do this, isn’t technically and more importantly legally discrimination? If a company was to refuse to sell to women based solely on gender how can gouging women based solely on gender not trigger at the very least a shit load of lawsuits?

I’m not. I’m still bitter about the spicy ramen article.

Wat!?

And the Irish.

You’ve got a wallaby loose in your paddock, mate.

That Security Guard is the man. Patient and sticks right there. American Police/Security could learn from this guy who is a grown-ass man and knows that little kids can’t hurt them and doesn’t need to get a taser or a choke hold on them.

In my High School we had a list and it circulated everyday and the person at lunch that had the most starts by their name got jumped.

I’ve thrown up from a strong smell of vomit when someone else is vomiting but the sight of someone vomiting just makes me laugh. I was laughing so hard at a friend throwing up one time that he started laughing while throwing up and inbetween laugh/vomits he would just say ‘you have to stop’ and ‘Don’t make me laugh.’…

What is a Cashpoint?

This all may very well true, but it still isn’t any of America’s business.

A Supercar can’t have room in the trunk for golf clubs. So I agree.

Ugh.

Remember how everyone shit themselves when Dee Brown blocked Patrick Ewing? You don’t need to be 7'+ if you can jump three and a half feet!

Is your car not square enough? Not ridiculous enough? Try TRIAD!

Man, you parents make this way too hard. Daughter won’t brush her teeth? Okay, let her do that for a couple of weeks and when even her friends start ripping on her baked bean teeth and whooped ass breath she’ll brush. It’s not life or death, why are you arguing with children?