That’s some Olympic level mental gymnastics you just did to somehow tie this to videogames lol.

Curious, why is PS5 tagged if the time-frame he was committing his crimes occurred prior to its release?

Market cap is not the same as “the amount of money the stock market has put into it(tesla)”. Market cap is the current combined valuation of all shares based on current price. But the vast majority of those shares were purchased at an earlier date/lower price, or were even given for $0 cash as equity awards to Musk…

“At Tesla’s current price-to-earnings ratio, it would take the company almost 1,600 years to make what the stock market says it’s worth.”

Oh! I was wondering why I suddenly had those and suddenly lost them. I thought I had just reached a point in the game or leveling that unlocked those. 

Debadging your car? is it 2013 again?? A debadged car is one of the easiest ways for me to spot a shitbox, tbh.

Realworld: McLaren scored their first podium in 6 years, and their best seasonlong result in 8 years, making onto the podium despite strong resurgent years from two rival teams. They had a harmonious and stable team; their management is widely respected; they replaced a popular good driver with an even more popular…

Anyone who buys a new car every 3 years doesn’t actually give a damn about the environment.

I have a serious question. Is it 1x your salary you were making at 20 or at 29?

This goes back at least as far as Wuthering Height’s Heathcliff, the overwrought brooding male asshole who becomes inexplicably popular and elevated as somehow romantic. Probably a lot further back than that too, so I don’t think Snapewives or Kylowives will be the end of it.

I can’t believe this had to be said.

Yes! A nuanced discussion about what needs to happen to achieve the 2035 goal, and what it would take to achieve it more quickly.

You must have been in one of those gifted programs if your elementary school offered a dedicated course in logic. I did take logic in college though. Great class!

The driver did, because their job was to monitor the vehicle.

Rockets blow up, we should stop going to space as well.

I don’t even like Uber or self-driving cars, but that take is fucking lunacy.

For real

Calling investors who want to make money off their investments may be one of your worse takes yet, do you not know how investing works? 

Wow. For the first time ever, I might star one of the anti-liberal comments.

A Morning Shift finally hit 5/5 wrong takes, congrats all around!