“No one could ever forget Gene Simmons’ iconic I Am Indy promo song for the 2007 IndyCar season, but lost to the annals of time is the fact that another 1980s hair metal legend”

this is all to appease people who don’t give a damn about F1 in the first place. How in the fuck do they suggest shipping cars between cities? Sail? Get a grip. This is a well laid out marketing deck for fools naive enough to believe any of their changes will have a meaningful impact

You know this country’s gone to Hell when you can’t even feel safe sitting on your own couch anymore. Such a shame.

Oh no, they’re banning Buicks!!! :p

“Stick to Motorsports”

God, imagine if they deleted a bunch of tech regs for 2020 just for the hell of it, just to give us one single shining glorious year of technical insanity before doubling down on technical and budget restrictions.

I can’t say it’s unexpected, but I can still be disappointed in the terrible loopholes of capitalism.

$200B a year in revenue, $17M a year in compensation. His compensation was .0085% (that’s .000085) of revenue. Seems reasonable to me.

Footballers for one

Personally I think I would have put Skyrim above Dark Souks.

5th Gear:

Did I mention speeds? I mentioned bumps. Perhaps even suspension issues. And do not even begin to tell me that Indycars can’t handle suspension stress.

Can we all recognize how mediocre/bad Lance Stroll is this year.

7th and 8th for McLaren is incredible given where they were last year. Also, I just found out about a “beta” unofficial F1TV roku app, so I’m looking forward to watching live on a big screen tomorrow.

Counterpoint: Jalopnik doesn’t use cars to push socialism and Orange-Man-Bad syndrome. Pretty sure we’ll be fine as long as the Deadspin and Splinter commenters who don’t have a home don’t invade this place. Gizmodo was pretty much instantly overrun with Splinter leftovers. The comments section there went from…

I don’t care if they recline back to the point where they are curled up in my lap. Just don’t do disgusting shit like take off your shoes, change baby diapers in the main cabin (on the tray, no less!), or clip nails.

The joke had so much potential. But he chose United. Which was a poor decision. (Although in his defense, this is an automobile centric blog)

stay tuned to Road & Track where I’m coming on as Associate Editor

Yeah, even more closely it’s like getting mad at Spotlight for not telling the victims stories from their perspective (as I said in my comment).

It’s like being mad at All the President’s Men for focusing on Woodward and Bernstein instead of doing a deep dive on the Nixon presidency.