Glad everything turned out ok, but let’s not pretend those German Typhoons were there to ensure the safety of the flight and its passengers.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

It looks like a reincarnation type thing, like the dog’s dog-soul lives in different bodies and dies.

Going out on a limb to say that ^

alternate headline:

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

If it was a commercial product, probably. But this was a satirical mod.

Are we absolutely certain that he knows he’s debating Clinton and not Obama?

FYI, Election Day is November 8, not November 9.

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

What happened to you was worse. Much worse.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

What you did there....I see it.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

^ fact

offer significant other a controller, fire up rayman legends, the end 😎

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Go fuck yourselves.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

Obvious comment is obvious.