Fun fact: I tried planting these this year, but I grabbed the wrong seeds and got Buttercup Squash. I was not happy.

This is what I came for.

Wait, there are people in this world who rely on a tachometer to shift?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Buying beer in MD not a hassle. It's actually pretty simple, unless you live in a county that doesn't allow grocery store sales whatever the fuck that's about. Any state that has state owned stores is flat out ridiculous, but I will say I went from living in Talbot Co. where I could get beer and wine…

I feel like this article asks a question it doesn't back up. It's laid out a case for Sims based upon statistics, yet fails to mention the voting process.

Okay. Cool. But don't act like that spout on the lip and the wooden handle don't make a difference. Add to the fact that I have shitty Rachel Ray pots that bend for some reason and are worn down completely. The one freaking thing I actually wanted from my wedding registry was 10 piece Calphalon stainless set, and we…

SVT Raptor? It wouldn't be tough to find, it's slightly less impractical than a supercar and not outrageously expensive.

I've never once brought anything at retail prices. I picked up my 5qt Dutch Oven for 12 bucks second hand, it took 5 days to clean the scorch marks inside but better than plunking down $300 or so.

My wife and I received a set of Le Creuset kitchen untensils as a wedding gift this fall, I must say the Spoontula does come in handy. It's excellent for Mac and Cheese making. Additionally, I'd use the fuck out of that Hot Chocolate pot. It would work well for sauces, and the milk, butter, sugar and yeast mix while…

Man, I couldn't even imagine stragglers approaching me at a gas station because of the car I drive. It's bad enough when randoms approach when I'm in the Subaru. Seriously, I've had a guy offer me to come to Cleveland and sleep on his couch.

A tenuous connection?

Oh no, I love football. I just think that the MLS is an excercise in futility.

I feel as if you're being generous.

Is this one of those "if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear" things?

Champion of what?

Kangaroos need to be higher than 32, they can fuck you up with those kicks.

I'm sure this will be torn to shreds but Baseball's HOF voting isn't broken. It's an eccentric oddity in an undeniably weird sport. If you want to have a conversation about Hall of Fame ballots it should start and end with Professional Football.

Malcolm is indeed a baby bruin, as a goalie. Jordan Subban is still in the OHL but was drafted by Vancouver. Quite a talented family.

The secret is not playing for money, but bragging rights and perhaps a fun little trophy. Also who the fuck doesn't impose a trade deadline that coincides with the NFL's deadline?

Get bent. Blitzen is the best goddamn reindeer of all-time.