I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

Babies

I don’t think it’s possible for there to be a more Blues thing to happen then this.

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

he was literally the only skater on the team who appears to have avoided having his talents stolen by the Monstars midway through Game 5.

There’s no need for a single site, as plenty of cities have the venues necessary. The IOC just needs to not thumb their noses up at proposals that don’t build new everything (but where’s the graft in that?)

New Olympic Sport: Survival.

I just passed on my last exit interview. I have no reason to work on improving the organization that Im leaving, they can work on improving things on their own time not mine. I wasn’t rude about it, I just declined and the HR rep didn’t seem surprised.

I mean, I see the laces, but it sure looked like the defender was loafin’.

I did this once. Tossed soiled socks out window. Nobody noticed, and– hey! –cool fashion statement: shoes and no socks.

I used socks once. At a Taco Bell in Idaho. No TP or paper towls in the bathroom.

Did you see Westbrook on Villanueva? This is some all time shit talking.

The real issue is they need 2 teams in west - Quebec is in the East and none current eastern teams want to play in west. Waiting for Hurricanes to move to Quebec.

Toews is JJ Watt without all the sanctimonious douchebro tweets about it.

That story could be from last Saturday and I’d still believe it.

He’s probably more embarrassed to be seen with Kevin Connolly

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

I’m here for the McLovin references. Was not disappointed.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

I’m sure the Leafs are pissed too. They wanted to lose to secure last place right?