This isn’t quite your question, but: I don’t get a ton of pleasure out of watching basketball for its own sake, but the NBA’s great with storylines and personalities. So even if the game itself doesn’t excite me, it pays to be invested in the characters, and then the outcomes of the games start to matter to me.

The fact that 3 other Habs gave chase and made it a 3-on-3 situation and just defended terribly to let the goal happen makes his attack on Subban so much more dumbfounding.

Disclaimer: Bruins fan here, so I hate the Habs.

He’ll be back when he stops vommitting fire.

Couple years ago I was at a Mongolian bbq place with some friends. We ate, we laughed, we drank, it was all fun and games until someone (it was probably me) suggested that someone (this was definitely me) get a bowl of just meat, and then dredge the bottom of the Dragon Sauce and drown the meat in that.

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Could you imagine Phaneuf and Karlsson? Anderson would face 60 shots a night.

What if teams could stockpile penalty yardage and cash it in later in the game? You could have a 4th-and-long in the fourth quarter and then redeem your 15-yard personal foul from the first quarter. I feel like most Head Coaches’ heads would explode.

Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

So he kisses Papa John and gives a shout out to Budweiser, I am surprised he did not get carried to the stage by a fleet of Nationwide agents.

They even managed to screw up the android app. It has a more pleasing visual look, but does not deliver information nearly as well.

To all the tut-tutting, poo-pooing assholes: Fuck off and go back to reading The Economist or whatever it is you do for fun. You know exactly what you’re getting with these videos. Don’t click and then feign surprise when it’s not what you were hoping it would be. It’s supposed to be silly.

Generally teams pay for a police escort to the stadium to ensure traffic doesn’t interfere with the gameday routine. I would imagine that this would be during the same time frame, and the officers would still be paid by the team.

Like most other celebs, Magic doesn't actually tweet himself, he gets one of his aids to do it for him.

Just a little bit of background. This is the Greater Metro Toronto Hockey League (GMHL) which is an “outlaw” junior league operating outside the auspices of Hockey Canada. Basically, they don’t want to play by Hockey Canada’s rules for a whole host of reasons.

Players who play in these leagues are banned from…

And I thought the strongest reactions to the Rams leaving St. Louis were posted this morning.

Briscoe: “Hardy? Your under arrest!”

“In the college library instead of studying for finals“ has to be on the list somewhere.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

Did you mean January 1st? Or is there a whole swath of people that go out drinking on New Years Day that I don’t know about?