As the person who sent in this question, I feel inclined to say it was brought up due to Charlie Sheen. He has had a lot of sex but c'mon, he didn't kiss anyone. I feel like some Tinder maven is out there with many notches in his belt and a lot tonguing done as well

If we brought George Washington to the present day, he would never stop watching porn.

Drew, have you never watched porn? There’s no kissing in porn. Peter North never kissed anybody. he just left them with a face full of goo.

the “please call me” email is grounds for that person to lose ALL communication privileges

The “introductory text message” is only slightly better than the, “Hey, give me a call back” voicemail. Only because those phone calls ALWAYS result in you calling the person back and them pulling some crap like, “Oh, yeah, I was wondering if you had your old blue prints and zoning permits for your house.” So now you…

Who brings a girl they’ve known for 3 weeks to meet the family for Christmas?

stop outsourcing your job to the people who read this site

Yeah, but what happens in the rain? That NERF ball become a 5000lb waterlogged piece of nasty. Your pass game would be ended.

I never understand why centers don’t side snap the ball during victory formation. It is technically legal and would reduce the risk of a fumble.

If the ball is not snapped (ie, passed backward), the ball is not live. You would see the center flagged for either an illegal snap or false start if they just fell on it.

And for 14 plays, Brian Hoyer thought he was a capable NFL quarterback.

I was so disappointed this off-season that my Bills didn’t get Foles, Bradford, or Mallet. This is why fans make bad GMs. Then, when fans are right about the one in ten predictions, they think they could do a better job than the people in charge. (None of this is to say that I’m sold on Tyrod Taylor, but he’s…

Yeah but I just wanted an excuse to insult Drew.

Drew ain’t shit.

Me.

I have a Donkey Kong/Bowser/Wario-type mass and a good attitude, I think I’d be competitive

I play a shitload of Mario Kart and weigh the least. Only way I go down is if they give Magary a big, burly Bowser kart.

I don’t know if I’d win, but I’d have great acceleration and bad top speed.

Harvilla.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.