College spread offenses are predicated on the idea that the offense has X skill players that are fast and small, while the defense has Y defenders that are fast and big enough to cause serious harm to the small skill players, and X is always greater than Y, mostly because there are well over 120 schools playing D1…
College style offense relies on a quick agile quarterback and super-f**king-fast receivers, relying on the probability that those players will be faster than 10 guys on the defense. In the pros, every defensive play is fast, even the linemen, so those styles don't translate as well. See also, RG3, fast as hell, but…
Reverse question: why can’t someone put together a pro-style offense in college?
Because college relies on a dilution of talent. In college, athletic QBs can stand out because they are going against guys that are generally slower than them. In the NFL damn near everyone has the same speed. It’s tough to run an option/scramble/turn a broken play into something when that 325 lb DE has the same 40…
But if you divided the mixture into 2 and stacked the cooked egg patties between an English muffin, it would still be only one sandwich!
98%???
No fucking way. 100%, maybe 101% for those of us that would jerk it twice just to make sure we got the feel of the place.
But if you divided the 3 egg mixture into 2 pans, then ate the lot, it would be 2 omlettes.
This is the course of action I’d take 100% of the time. No way am I telling anyone about clogging the toilet ever. I would replace the entire toilet before I told anyone on staff about it and I would shit in a different building for the rest of my stay.
All I have to do is play 2,500 more lineups and I can unlock the $25.00 bonus cash. It’s easy!
That’s my goal! MY WHITE WHALE
Will drew ever win enough playing Daily Fantasy to actually have enough to meet the minimum withdrawal requirement? I’d bet on that.
This proves that there is justice in the world. It was only a matter of time before a little shrimp got its revenge on Peterson.
This.
“Absolute bust” is a little harsh regarding Tebow. Not sure how going 9-7 on a team that was 4-16 before is awful, and then never being allowed to start again after going 1-1 in the playoffs in your 15th & 16th starts? Not a bust. Hell, he even looked good throwing the ball in preseason this year, and watching…
This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.
For me it was in the top of my friend’s dad’s office closet. There and an almost coffee-table book that my parents had tucked away on a bookshhelf hidden by lots of other crap. I have no idea how/why my friend and I ever found these items but all parents should be warned: Whatever you have in your house, your children…
When I was a kid we found our porn used and discarded in the woods. Sure that copy of OUI was wet and sorry and smelled like dead leaves, but it got the job done.
Retweet bait. It is the cousin of clickbait. See Stephen A. Smith for a million examples.
Is it with or without pay?
