Unrelated, but your username is awesome.

These are very important questions.

The only thing that makes sense is that they fell out of a cargo plane while being transported to a zoo. So in a neutral environment, I’ll go with the bear, he has limbs and he is biting the spine, while the dumb shark only grabbed a leg.

Pics or it doesn’t count.

God, I have the same problem. I’m always telling chicks “My eyes are up here!” when they try to check out my disgusting mess of a neckbeard.

No one gives a shit.

Oh dear God fuck the NFL. They can’t even get this right? Between this and the breast cancer scam, perhaps it’s just time they give up pretense of humanity and accept their role as a villain.

The Jets made it to the AFC Championship after hardknocks

Nothing because you’d be at some other garbage site.

Wolf of wall street. Not the margot robbie nude scene, but the part where Jonah whips it out.

Kiffin is proof that if your dad is an awesome coordinator you can ride those coattails forever.

Yeah it’s more like “be utterly average at all costs”. Even if he’s a good recruiter he can’t do anything good with it.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Pierre-Paul: Can you believe it?! They’re trying to withhold six, count ‘em — *holds up both hands* — six paychecks!

It suppose I should have seen that coming. It’s a small evolutionary hop from “Kyle Orton with Jack Daniels pouring down his shirt” to “Athlete Penis in the Background of a Live Shot.”

I don’t know whether to thank you for bringing us DS or curse you for bringing us Kinja.

Don’t forget the idiot who wears his Carruth jersey with pride to every game.

No mention of the Panthers 50 yard line? The fucking NFL shield.

Every NFL fight sucks but this one:

I don’t know anything about this particular incident, but it’s not particularly surprising. Kane and his posse of bros act invincible when he’s home.