Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

Couldn’t give away free tickets 7 years ago, and now everyone in the city is a ‘lifelong, diehard’ shit-talking fan. Fuck ‘em.

Fallout 5 confirmed!

OMG! SHOULDA VOTED YES FOR THAT UNION!!! RETALIATION, SCAB!!

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

Fun story: I once matched with this guy on Tinder who bragged in his profile about being a published author, so obviously I asked about it and he made his book sound like this massive deal, but wouldn’t tell me the title...but he mentioned he was an English professor, and so using that information and his distance…

I’m just pissed that i’m back in the greys.

So did Funbag get demoted/promoted to Adequate Man?

The Funbag is now on “Adequate Man”? Is that like having your videos being banished to VH1 back in 95?

I think we all know who you’re talking about. He normally dresses better than that.

I did this for a while, and it made a lot of sense when there wasn’t a incredible variety of available beer, but I cannot be bothered anymore. I get why folks do it, it can be fun and I have my own hobbies, so go for it.

Here comes the NOA!
Here comes the NOA!
What will the Tar Heels do?
Fake classes, phony grades,
cheating for two decades!
They’ll pin it on women’s hoops!

For it’s lack, lack, lack of contro-ollll!
Like Miami and SMU.
But don’t worry about the men,
The NCAA won’t sanction them
for the glory of TV revenue.

*Coach K clinches at back, starts hobbling*

You sure that’s post-nuke Fenway?

You can still find Papi’s PEDs in his locker. Er, I mean, his VitaBoost....

The NBC years were the only Letterman years worth watching. As he grew unhappier with NBC the show just got better and better. The shows during the writer’s strike and some strike by crew members were especially great as he was clearly on the side of his talent but was being forced to still do shows by his bosses.

If that's the deal, Kraft got boned. Which is going to hurt the Patriots more long-term: 4 games without Brady (what are they, probably 2-2 at worst there?) or losing a first-round pick?

Had to dress up as a minor league mascot once. In Florida. In July. On “Kids Day at the Ballpark.”

If hell does exist, I’ve already been there.

The absolute biggest douchebag I've ever met in person was a mascot in college.

I was Wakko from Animaniacs for a Christmas. Being a mascot, dressing up for events, my heart goes out to anyone who has ever had to do this because it is the fucking worst.