That last sentence reads like it was written by the guy you were bitching about.

I was Fred Flintstone once. The changing room was up a set of stairs. The Fred Flintstone mascot feet were every bit as giant as you’d imagine them to be. Visibility in the costume was so bad I couldn’t see anything within about six feet of where I was standing. Then they set me off towards a group of kids waiting at…

I’d be so much more into this game if I could create my character...Geralt is so generic to me.

The report said Kraft/Belichick were not involved/didn’t know anything. And then they took away a first round pick. That’s bananas. I can see 4 games for Brady (because it will inevitably be 2 games) but taking 2 draft picks for this makes zero sense.

They’re still gonna win the AFC East again this year, goddammit.

The guy who played the coach on “White Shadow”.

4 months, 243 pages, no proof, and a bunch of dick jokes, seems oddly appropriate for the NFL.

“And, while it appears Russian forces are fighting in Eastern Ukraine, we also do not believe there was any knowledge or wrongdoing by Vladimir Putin.”

What I like about the report, so far as I can tell - and, full disclosure, I just cherry-picked my way through the table of contents finding the parts I would need to support this conclusion - the NFL just basically admitted that every coldweather game it has ever played has been played with equipment out of…

I can’t really muster any level of care about this anymore.

How do they make sure that the hose water doesn’t mix in with the melted ice? I need authentication to be sure that I’m getting the good stuff when I piss my money away.

I think it should be a dead ball at the umpire’s discretion. It’s such a weird (and scary) situation when this happens. If you watch the catcher, he runs towards the mound, then has to run back to cover the plate because the runner on 2nd had advanced to 3rd, and conceivably, could have come home if no one covering…

Why can’t the umps call a dead ball on these plays? Just make the runners advance and the hitter safe? Then the EMT can attend to the player without the play needing to end.

People who have been malnourished for an extended period develop odd cravings due to mineral deficiencies. I knew a woman who, as a young girl, was in Germany during and after the war. Even after she came to the US in ‘54 and until she died at the age of 85, she kept a lump of dirt in her cupboard and regularly…

Yeah, Pica is a thing. My friend treated a person in an ER that had just eaten a pepsi can and was complaining of throat and stomach pain... because they just ate an aluminum can.

Leaves his feet...totally.

He’s been doing that shit for years. I am appalled that he has never been suspended.

He leaves his feet every goddamn time he does this. It’s a charging call, at the least.

I give it three games before JaMarcus uses the flame to cook some cheeseburgers.

The one time the height chart would have been nice to have in the mugshot background. Jeez.