12 days til number 2 drops and I am realizing that I blocked all of this out (number 1 is 5).

And the new pack of wipes is never right nearby. No. It's across the room.

It is very clearly a conspiracy by BIG WIPE to get us to use them up more quickly.

Count leaving the wipe container open so that every damn one of those things is now dry as a bone as a divorce-able offense. Wet wipes have magical shit cleaning properties, but dried out ones just pack shit into junior's ass crack like it is tile grout or something.

There are crazy deals on those wipes - we bought 100 tubs for the stockpile for $10 worth of coupons. And we use them for EVERYTHING.

Have some wipe discipline you pussy!

Or the diaper pail left without a bag in it when you've got a Stage 5 Code Brown? Ick.

Its always the most inopportune times when the wipes become either become unhitched from each other and you are forced to dig through the little opening to try to reach the pile while the kids is flopping around like a freshly caught fish or you get the entire package and just use the whole stack cause you can't be…

When I was assigned the piece by David Granger, present-tense re-creation (qua High Lit Docudrama) was routine at GQ. Granger had instilled this thing of "tell it any way you want as long as you've surrounded the story" in all of us, and it felt right: It was a more immediate and more compelling; as long as you'd…

Female BO way worse. Dunno why their BO always smells worse.. its a mystery.

I'm going to step out on this one, as I just had a similar argument with my wife. You wife is wrong , but don't tell her she's wrong

Why do they call it "taking a shit" instead of "leaving a shit"?

Typical Cam Newton. If it wasn't "I" 277 it would've been "ME" 277.

Well, at least we know who is "up next" at Carolina....

Out of context erotica.

I am with you. That's why I love the places with no perceivable crust to speak of. Sure you might get a little sauce on your fingers but its worth it.

Excluding the simple childishness along the lines of cutting the crust of your own PBJ, it's incredibly rude and selfish to gobble up non-personal pizza without also consuming the crust. It's essentially cutting in line, and is thus unethical.

"Why isn't a blowjob all deepthroating?"

You're eating lousy pizza if the crust is that bad...

Why isn't a chicken all dark meat?