It's not really in full force until he drafts 7 puck moving defensemen that are liabilities in their own end in a row

I love how Andy Reid is still a punchline in anything comical happening to the Eagles.

(That's not sarcasm, I genuinely laughed.)

I read every comment that shows up in my notifications. That means that I often miss stuff that's posted in reply to other commenters, but I promise I read everything that shows up in my notifications.

Rarely, unless I'm in the mood to mix it up. But even then, I just text my friends.

Thank you. Pumpkin beers almost universally taste terrible. Just have an Oktoberfest brew like a god damn sane person and be done with it.

That's next week's article.

I wish. Most tips are emails from people linking to something that's a week old.

You forgot getting hit by a car.

This is correct.

I barely read them anymore.

Also, the most impressive thing was its width. Both in poop and dicks, length is so overrated. Width is really where you can add some impact.

I puke in New York a lot, but Craggs is the biggest puker on staff.

I read every single comment on things that I post.

I couldn't gauge the full length as much of it was in the hole. Sadly this shit was taken in the pre-selfie days so I didn't document it on social media to show my friends how cool I am.

As I mentioned in an earlier comment, I once fissured myself. That turd was at least a foot long. Not shitting you.

That was my guess. When he was coaching at Missouri, he was sleeping with Linas Kleiza's girlfriend. Classy dude.

That was a kickass game. I had one as a kid. I think the Canadian government issued it as standard equipment to all households, actually.

That was my guess as well

The other thing that's good about Naked & Afraid is that it reminds you how important clothes are. It seems like a gimmick for the show but then these people get brutal sunburns or are freezing their asses off in the night and you're like "Oh yeah, clothes are a crucial technological development in the history of…

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