On the bright side, if you're at the game and they shoot a Florida Panthers T-shirt into the crowd there's a good chance no one will actually have to wear it.

The problem that these shortsighted, Excel-first ownership guys miss out on is that these "freebie" tickets are meant to spur interest. The point is bringing someone in off the street for free gets them interested in the team. Maybe they have a good time, maybe they dont - maybe they never come back again. Chances are…

Hahahahaha people like you are the reason I was the only person in my old IT office who never had their milk stolen from the breakroom fridge. My secret? The carton was prominently marked "organic" and my coworkers were afraid of it. One of them actually said "I try to stay away from that stuff, man, who knows what's…

Thanks for the laugh.

You realize that the molecular compound of sugar known as sucrose has the same molecular formula (C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁) whether organic or not right? It's not organic sugar that makes the cookies taste bad, it's a shitty baker.

Amazing tip, here's another: brush your teeth before leaving the house to avoid bad breath, also put on deodorant to avoid smelling like BO.

1Password is the best app on the Mac. For years on my PCs I was using PasswordVault from Lava Software. It was a great password manager for the Windows world. The developer and I had several conversations about moving his app on the Mac but at the time he was not ready. The 1Password came along and that was my savior.…

No. Just utter incompetence on the Glendale city leaders.

I think the strategy has paid off in some ways. Despite the financial losses, the Coyotes look to have stabilized. The Panthers, on the other hand, are a mess, and while they have a lease that is very difficult to escape, watch for them to move to Quebec. Nashville, Ottawa and St. Louis are also in trouble.

There's really no secret about why the NHL's in Glendale: It's the national TV deals, and the 4+ million people in the Phoenix metro area the league can point to when negotiating with the networks.

There's no illegal backdoor deal, just a stupid one. The "city" of Glendale sunk a lot of money building an arena for the Coyotes in the middle of a sprawling suburb 30 or 45 minutes from downtown Phoenix. Now, they are desperately clinging to keep the Coyotes there so they don't have a completely empty building,…

C'mon man, this is a hockey thread. No need to drag Kobe into it.

You must work in my office. They get cleaned every day and and hour later they are covered again.

No that's just Lebron's favorite urinal where he scratches his head trying to make his next big decision.

Frankly, I'm kind of ok with that situation. But lately at my office there have been stray pubes on top of the urinal. Who the fuck is doing that?

Ah yes the pubic hair fairy.......what the fuck are people doing shaving their balls in the there.

This. I don't understand. Are guys susceptible to male-pattern pube baldness where clumps of pubes just start falling out everywhere?

I just tried and wasn't able to get the "hide" button. Does this only work with Family Sharing enabled?

This is what I always thought. There aren't ever shortages of skanksters hanging around I'm sure.. but how do you go from not wanting to bang a skank (understandable) to assaulting people? Are they really so repellent no one would want to give it up freely? Shit. I know for most predators, it has nothing to do with…