oh yeah. Some of those women...I know I'd totally try to sneak in a jerk when they were asleep.

Speaking of naked... The show Naked & Afraid is awesome. Imagine not only having to do strenuous activity with somebody naked, but inevitably having to go take a runny shit about 15 yards away. Forget the lack of food, water, clothing and wild animals wanting to eat you, getting violent diarrhea near somebody you…

it will be in next week's Jambaroo.

What are the odds that when Rex gets fired he goes all in on his foot fetish porn website?

Come on, I comment on Deadspin during the workday. Do you think I passed organic chemistry?

Wholefoods can get you to pay $6 for a bar of chocolate because those are the only things in the store that actually tastes like candy. Ever try their cookies? They look amazing, but taste like crap because they use organic sugar and flour in them.

Am i reading it correctly that there was no rape kit administered?

There has to be some sort of illegal backdoor deal going on that is making somebody rich to keep that money losing team there. As a hockey fan, the sooner they move that team, the better.

How big of a bush of pubes do they have in order to get caught?

I have a bigger issue with a massive amount of pubes at a urinal than one that hasn't been flushed.

Same for me.

I don't understand? Why are these guys sexually assaulting anybody? I thought football players at major programs had access to non-stop skanks . Why do they need to assault anybody?

You don't need to watch the games to play fantasy at all. Just need the live scoring data.

I told you all, and you all told me I was a nitwit.

Exactly what I was implying.

What franchise moving would hurt fans of other franchises who live in that city the most? Go to a Panthers game and 50% of the crowd is there for the other team. Hell, even Detroit had a huge fanbase at the Panthers vs. Detroit game this year. I can see Carolina, Jacksonville and maybe Nashville residents being upset…

People getting blasted in the face with stuff is never not funny.

I try to always order like I'm in line for the Soup Nazi.

Speaking of ordering in a line. I was walking to a food truck today and got there right at the same time as a woman who I knew was going to take forever to order. Luckily, she was thrown a curveball when the item she wanted to order was not available and she had to look at the menu again. I quickly gave the order…

I'm sure one of his bros can sound my comment out for him.