I thought Lochte would be the one to get a DUI, but then I realized he probably can't pass the drivers license test. Jeah.

This:

Good reply.

This is the NFL. It shouldn't be "everybody gets a trophy"... you want a prime time game, DON'T SUCK!

you lost me at "Guru".

I wanna know who at the NFL or CBS, who has the Thursday night games now, has been scheduling these crappy teams? Why the hell would they ever put Tampa on a Thursday night. Everybody knew the Giants were going to suck this year and that Washington is only worth watching to see the Cousins vs RG3 dynamic so have a…

Jim Rome was suspended for 15 days when he provoked Jim "Chris" Everett and cowered in the corner.

I wish i had that sort of comedic timing.

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

I probably haven't had sex more in my life more times than I've wacked it for just a 3 month period when I was 18..and I'm 44 now and had steady wife/gf since I was 21. It isn't even close if you look at my entire life.

What ESPN anchor has the nicest ass?

What NFL player smells the worst?

What is odd, is that Glyde isn't putting new games up quickly. I tend to beat a non-sports game and then sell it right away before the market is flooded. It took a few weeks for them to get up the Last of Us re-release.

They were in my office.

They don't give a fuck what the under 40 crowd thinks. This is squarely aimed at the 40+ crowd that was into U2 at their peak (rattle/hum, Joshua Tree era). That age group has the money to buy Apple products and is probably consuming less music now. This free album get them to open up iTunes again and maybe start…

Reminds me of when Rod Woodson tried to hurdle a kicker and ended up breaking the guy's nose. This was vs San Diego back on the early 90s.

Yeah.

What the fuck is up with Russell Wilson's hair?

Which member of the staff still downloads porn to their desktop?

What ESPN personality would do the best as a Deadspin writer?