Do you actually read the Kinja blogs of commenters?

Thanks!

Whatever happened to the guy who would go to the bar and watch all the games and blog?

Does anyone really give a fuck about celebs nudes anymore? Back in the 70s and 80s when getting porn was tough, these would matter. Now I can pull up my phone and get wacking within 10 seconds (and be done in 30). Back in the 80s and early 90s, i'd spank it to the cover of the old mini HBO guides if a female was on…

They should have never built the stadium over an ancient indian burial ground.

They got a new stadium that has more corporate logos on it than an Euro League basketball jersey.

Didn't say it was dumb. It is pretty cool to see. Like a giant baking pan full of brownies.

I watched a documentary about their stadium. The turf is ROLLED OUT into the sun each day.

Some had a few accompanying videos showing the porn skank with plaster on their crotch and about 20 dudes standing around. All of the molds looked pretty similar and they always had some little hole representing the vagina. At the end of the day, you are just fucking a rubber tube. The best is the "hair" that was…

We didn't mold them there. They trucked them in from California each week in a tractor trailer. We'd get 2 trucks in when it Winter/Fall.

Drink the pink? Sounds like something you'd do if you were into a hooker with STDs or sweaty vag.

It was like cost + 10%. Totally insane!

At the beginning, at least 2x a day. Later on, we'd just walk around with "Accomodators" strapped to our faces. Well, at least I did.

I worked at Adam & Eve back in the mid-90s unloading the trucks in the warehouse (the mail order one, not the tiny stores that they started in the late90s/early 200s). Anyway, those Chasey Lain Realistic Vaginas were so popular that we'd unload them right from the truck and take them to be shipped out because they…

Nothing was more exciting as a 14 year old kid than seeing one of those condom vending machine. Oh, how I wanted a french tickler, so bad, but never had a quarter, or the guts to use the machine in a crowded bathroom. I finally had a chance when at the South of the Border years later.

Where else is he gonna keep his weed?

Getting into a freaking NFL stadium is such a pain in the ass when you are wearing normal clothes and have your pockets empty. I can't imagine the pain in the ass it is for those crazy ass Raiders fans that dress up like the Bass player in GWAR.

No Crypt Keeper picture?

Came for the Kool-Aid man GIF and was not disappointed.

Always shocked, for some odd reason, when these guys leave college and show-up at the draft with like 4 kids.