Too bad the Ump didn't put him in a headlock and pound on him like Nolan Ryan did.

Always wondered what happened to TT Boy.

The Belichick look.

$60? for that?

Speaking of stupid crap worn by baseball players. What they hell is the rope shit that 90% of them wear around their necks? It is like they are wearing rope to tie up small boats at the dock.

Well, they need somebody to up the GPA.

Shocked Deadspin hasn't figured out the wives yet.

Master Kinja? They have a better chance at signing Kobe than doing that.

Does Drew ever rub it in your face that he writes for a big-time magazine too? and that they paid him to go get shitfaced with Kid Rock, high with Snoop and hang with Beiber?

Does everybody dread Drew coming into the office? I'm sure he wipes out 90% of the breakroom snacks, devastates the bathroom and then gets pissed off when people won't stay out drinking with him until 4AM.

"AND WHY DOESN'T MTV SHOW VIDEOS ANYMORE, MAN?!"

Fuck eating. I always wonder when all the characters in action movies get the time to shit. Did the Joker take a dump in Harvey Dent's hospital room bathroom before he blew the place up? Did Batman remember to go #2 before putting on his outfit?

I went to UNC and had a few classes with football and basketball athletes. Most of them did go to class, but did mis large chunks when the team was on the road. Serge Zwicker handed in all his papers, that he wrote himself. Brendan Hayward attended all his spanish classes.

Did he?

The soft core porn at the newsstand was always awesome when I was a kid. Especially when some other kid pulled one down and hid it behind the Mad Magazines and Cracked. We'd all look at it until the bastard working behind the counter came around and yelled at us and put it back.

288? Rookie.

I wish I could pay 1 price and get it on all devices.

But then wouldn't that just push up his purchase price of a franchise? The Bobcats cost $300M in 2004. While that number would probably push to $500M due to inflation, wouldn't a $1.8 bid just push up what he'd need to pay since the NBA could justify a $1B fee with a sale that pushed $2B even with teams averaging…

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I would like to see some stats on the Apps that are featured such as how many people work at the company now, funding, etc. That would kind of round out the story and allow for a better idea of their growth.