Adidas can bring it in-house after severing all ties.. and some time to cool/pass over..  But right now, they can’t turn around a sell a knockoff because 1:  The brand/type association would be murder (Thanks Kanye) and 2: I’m positive he would turn around and sue for breach of contract or some other dubious reason…

Except people in the US would either steal the batteries, or more likely, continuously vandalize the stations to intentionally keep those lefty-libs from taking away the real ‘Merkin’s God-given right to die from carbon dioxide.

If you can get Miss Pacman into the Twitter server room she’ll gobble up all the Nazi data.

Welp, there goes any sympathy I had.

“...is the green alien’s ability...”

Now this is a damn shame. Like how, Sway? How?

Yes.

For reals? How can I get mine?? Sarcasm, of course.

Yeah but this way the fossil fuel industry can help the GOP sweep the midterms and usher in our inevitable future as an authoritarian petro-state.

Back into the fray!

If we don’t get a code for the game, we can’t review it ahead of time. Simple as that. 

So what you’re saying is if a little LEGO dude offers you a chocolate ice cream cone, you shouldn’t eat it?

Hey Kotaku, Luke, Patricia, et al.

Let them languish in the greys. 

Any game that offers an “Im a grown ass adult with two kids and I don’t have 10 hours a day to play games just let me see the cool shit” Mode gets a fat fucking gold star from me.

Not the first rod she’s had implanted in her

A popular Minecraft streamer shows his face for the first time.

To save everyone 2 1/2 minutes of your time:

Nothing lowers property values more than building a video instead of a bullet list!

The only answer is the Bugatti Atlantic: