Welp, there goes any sympathy I had.

“...is the green alien’s ability...”

Now this is a damn shame. Like how, Sway? How?

Yes.

For reals? How can I get mine?? Sarcasm, of course.

Yeah but this way the fossil fuel industry can help the GOP sweep the midterms and usher in our inevitable future as an authoritarian petro-state.

Back into the fray!

If we don’t get a code for the game, we can’t review it ahead of time. Simple as that. 

So what you’re saying is if a little LEGO dude offers you a chocolate ice cream cone, you shouldn’t eat it?

Hey Kotaku, Luke, Patricia, et al.

Let them languish in the greys. 

Any game that offers an “Im a grown ass adult with two kids and I don’t have 10 hours a day to play games just let me see the cool shit” Mode gets a fat fucking gold star from me.

Not the first rod she’s had implanted in her

A popular Minecraft streamer shows his face for the first time.

To save everyone 2 1/2 minutes of your time:

Nothing lowers property values more than building a video instead of a bullet list!

We could also do away with the archetype that marriage is some sort of sacred institution rather than a fabrication born in relatively recent history that is completely unnatural biologically speaking, and was more about the transfer of generational wealth than some holy union between a loving man and woman.

That makes me want to make a parody RPG with only one stat called “Gud” that buffs everything, and you level it up with “Gits”.

The only answer is the Bugatti Atlantic:

For the Gen Xers like me - 1. who are these people? 2. Is this like our Brad cheated on Jen with Angelina?