Hey Kotaku, Luke, Patricia, et al.

Let them languish in the greys. 

Any game that offers an “Im a grown ass adult with two kids and I don’t have 10 hours a day to play games just let me see the cool shit” Mode gets a fat fucking gold star from me.

Not the first rod she’s had implanted in her

I don’t think he should get any. Mental health illness is not an excuse for bad or hateful behavior. 

A popular Minecraft streamer shows his face for the first time.

To save everyone 2 1/2 minutes of your time:

Nothing lowers property values more than building a video instead of a bullet list!

We could also do away with the archetype that marriage is some sort of sacred institution rather than a fabrication born in relatively recent history that is completely unnatural biologically speaking, and was more about the transfer of generational wealth than some holy union between a loving man and woman.

That makes me want to make a parody RPG with only one stat called “Gud” that buffs everything, and you level it up with “Gits”.

The only answer is the Bugatti Atlantic:

For the Gen Xers like me - 1. who are these people? 2. Is this like our Brad cheated on Jen with Angelina?

I’m glad you included Danny’s tweet in this article, because it really does sum things up. “Gamers” have no clue how video games are made, and the insane cost and effort that is involved. Yet all of them feel like they should “have a voice” in the video game development process. Of course studios should gather…

These are all way better if you read them in a shaky falsetto.

I don’t have an iPhone, so this article really doesn’t apply to me, but I wanted to take this opportunity to say THANK YOU for posting a “X# of Things” article without making it a stupid slideshow. SO much nicer to just be able to scroll down and read everything as I go. Again, thank you!

“men”, quotation marks DEFINITELY needed for those folks.

They’re bringing back the wrong one.

Uh, Zendaya’s mom is white. Here she is with both her parents.

Details in this story that let you know Zendaya’s mom is white:

Why is this a story? How was he supposed to know she was her mother? I did a short stint working security for events like this a long time ago and it’s not like they provide the guards with a list of names + photos of people associated with whatever celebrities are there. The goal is to keep the wrong people out and…