Congrats to Jez for playing their part in the bullying!

Happily married man here.

“How am I supposed to know what you like?! I’m not a mind reader!”

Williams’ 23 Grand Slam titles outstrip any other athlete in the history of her sport, male or female.

walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “hey look, three notorious fame whores.”

This is how I want to go out.

In the words of the late great George Carlin:

Why “right now”?

I think that particular problem belongs in the category “Don’t care. Go fuck yourself. Gotta get back to work.”

Well damn. They fooled us all.