I’ve known about this story for a few days, but this was the first time I actually watched the video. Still picking my jaw up off the floor. What the actual fuck!?!??!? Maybe this dumbass, old, white guy thought it was the actual name, but, who in their right fucking mind would still say it!???????

Pedo Gaetz before all the plastic surgery is not something I wanted to see this morning. Actually, I never wanna see any pic of him at any time of the day.

“I have nipples, Greg.”

I think it’s a typo. They probably meant “shows whole ass”.

What?!? Kotaku said she was wholesome, though? I don’t believe any of this. Lemme Google this chi....oh damn. O_0

Once again, the asteroid missed it’s chance.

I had an Agatha discard deck that was ok until I got into the 50's and it just never worked. I’ve been messing with an Agatha paired with only 1 & 2 cost cards and the results have been somewhat interesting. It’s problematic if someone throws out a Killmonger or the absolute trash Galactus/Spider-Man combo, but I…

I’m with you! The amount of times that I’ve gotten screwed over by those zones...

Here’s a controversial take: Spend less time gaming and spend more time with your pets.

Oh no! And he JUST hired alleged rapist Bryan Callen to join his show, too! I feel soooo bad for him...

Another Star Wars game. Another botched launch.

Austin and Patrick need to get at least one more person and start a Patreon. It’s worked for the Nextlander guys and Gerstmann. They have enough of a following and support that there’s no reason why it wouldn’t work for them as well.

Jesus Christ what the fuck...

A site that relies on clickbait giving other sites crap about using clickbait?!? I don’t believe it!

Prenups are your friend.

The asteroid can’t hit us soon enough.

Should’ve spared the alligator, trapped it, and then feed that piece of shit murderer to it!

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

Yes. God forbid studios learn that you can make a billion dollars by respecting a beloved IP and turning out a good movie because of it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this ‘sequence’ gets some sort of Disney+ treatment or added into something else later on as a cut down flashback. It sounds too epic to let the footage go to waste.