• The Cardinals’ longest drive of the game lasted for five minutes and 17 seconds. It consisted of six plays, started at their own two-yard line, and ended at their own 15-yard line.

which are themselves represented as crab legs

“I’m here for the orgy”

exactly what I was thinking.  they’re ahead of the game. 

Not justifying anything. Just interested to see the overall scope across all D1 programs.  Hate to say it but I'm guessing that's about standard

Keep looking.  

And current students? Fuck them too right? Guilty by association. First problem with mob rules is that theres only so many heads to hang before you have to start hanging yourselves

So nice you said it twice

A S&C coach

Was that the one where he opened with (in Maron's voice) “I don’t know what he’s gonna do.....”?

Music doesn't seem to be the cultural force it once was.  Not to say it couldn't be again

Maybe. But what about Uncle Cracker?

I think everyone has pissed somewhere in a nondesignated area in the Breslin

The level college fan fanaticism has risen to in the last few decades mirrors the way American society embraces things like patriotism and political affiliation.

Youre projecting.

Agreed

is it possible that this man is the fucking genius and we’re all the idiots?

I know he’ll eventually rip my heart out, but I’m looking forward to seeing just how he’ll do it

I’d pay money

How do you react when attacked?